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Isn't she pretty, that ship called dignity.

THE English language is a beautiful and varied thing with, if you look hard enough, just the right word for any situation. Arse is a good one, useful to describe either someone's backside in a non-sexual sense or as an expletive in the event of a sli

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3.25
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Some people pay for thrills but I get mine for free.

SOME people are born weird, some people achieve weirdness, and some have weirdness thrust upon them. But one way or another I seem to have managed all three.

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3
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Do you believe in reincarnation?

ONE of the finest things about being a dirty tabloid hack like me is that you learn how to spot a sham. When a celebrity ducks a scandal using old-fashioned sleight of hand, when a fat cat tells you more with his actions than with his words, when a p

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3
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My heart hit a problem in the early hours.

THERE is a school of thought which says that being afraid of something is innate, natural, bred deep in the racial memory along with all our other bits of subconscious knowledge, like understanding that red means danger and that things with four eyes

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3.5
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She's got you by the balls.

WHEN a newspaper office is quiet it is a thing as unnatural and perverse as Gordon Brown in a g-string, and about as welcome. It leaves you feeling unsettled, unclean, and questioning what's gone wrong with the world.

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3
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As a tabloid reporter I am meant to write about sleaze and scandal, but this is the hardest story I have ever told - the truth about single life in the 21st century.
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